enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

(via unpopuler)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via heart)

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

(via fuckyeahhayleywilliams)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via thenext-crh)

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

image

(via trisdied)

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

(via waiting-for-fate)

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

(via trisdied)

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

(via not-suitable-for-kids)