cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

(via iodize)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via gnarly)

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

(via heart)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

(via unpopuler)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via trust)

lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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(via asian)

officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

(Source: virused, via gnarly)

Timestamp: 1409718415

Growing up with blink-182

dontjudgemarksbutt:

thoppusmdelonge:

16 just held such better days

17 without a purpose or direction

18 and a wind came by

19 your eyes are glowing to my beating heart

20 years now lost

Wish my friends were 21

22 must have been too wasted

Nobody likes you when you’re 23

Well I guess this is growing up

(via poppunkkid)

pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

(via waiting-for-fate)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via gnarly)