stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

(Source: stability, via keepyourheadhelduphigh-gorgeous)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via keepyourheadhelduphigh-gorgeous)

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

(via heart)

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vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

(via refreshes)

donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

(via heart)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via refreshes)

toyota:

Who wants a hand job?
image

(via gnarly)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn, via xblissmindx)

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"

me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)

(Source: pfghhh, via asian)

  • me: *wears a stripper thong under sweatpants to go to my boyfriends house*